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Pirates of Donkey Island

Name: Pirates of Donkey Island
Rating: 3.3 (1 reviews)
Author: Hosted Games

Category : Role PlayingVersion: 1.8

Size：6.92MBOS : Android 5.0+

Developer：Hosted Games Update：Jan 15,2026

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Application Description

Embark on a swashbuckling pirate adventure filled with witty insult-sword battles and unravel the secrets of your curse!

After a dreadful curse ruined your royal wedding, trapping your soul in your pirate grandfather's body, you must assemble a reckless crew and conquer absurd challenges. This hilarious journey draws inspiration from classics like Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Pirates of Donkey Island is a 79,000-word interactive comedy novel by Gilbert Gallo, where your choices steer the story. This purely text-based experience—free of graphics or sound—relies entirely on the boundless power of your imagination.

Your bizarre crew includes a refined gorilla, an undead musician, a rapidly aging Voodoo priestess, and an absurd pitchman. These eccentric allies will accompany you on the wildest voyage of your life. Their unique backstories and interactions will help you discover your authentic self.

Through countless insult duels, drinking contests, and rigged games of chance, you'll gain a whole new outlook on life.

With your crew's aid, uncover the shocking truth about your notorious grandfather. Will you accept your cursed fate or defy destiny itself?

• Customize your protagonist's identity throughout the adventure—choose your gender, orientation, and more. Will you be male, female, non-binary? Straight, gay, or asexual? The choice is yours.

• Experience life as a cursed pirate! Will you seek redemption or embrace your damned existence until the bitter end?

• Pursue romance with a majestic gorilla, find love with a zombie, or woo a wise but ancient crone—if you dare.

• Command a crew of misfit outcasts and harness their supernatural abilities to solve the Cursed Caribbean's greatest mysteries.

• Challenge foes to uproarious insult-sword fights!

• Earn your crew's loyalty through leadership—or betray them for treasure, consigning their souls to Davy Jones' locker.

Stop brandishing your sword like a cleaning tool and set sail across the Cursed Caribbean to discover life's greatest prize: your true identity!